Here is one of my favorite rants from Hicks' stand-up routine...
"By the way if anyone here is in marketing or advertising... kill yourself. Thank you, just planting seeds. Planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really, seriously kill yourself, you have no rationalization for what you do, you are satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now back to the show.... Serious. I know marketing people.. 'there's going to be a joke coming up.' There's no fucking joke. Suck a tailpipe, hang yourself, borrower a pistol from an NRA buddy. Do something. Rid the world of your evil fucking presence. Okay, back to the show. Planting seeds. Will they bear fruit? I don't know. I feel better planting them. You know what bugs me though is I know everyone here who's in marketing is now thinking the same thing... 'Oh, cool. Bill's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a huge market.' Marketing is the most evil concept ever." -Bill Hicks (December 16, 1961 – February 26, 1994)
Pick up your gold here...
Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay - 1997 |